Shopping Trip

It was a normal Thursday night after work. I was in need of some very important items from the store- namely food. I entered the store of choice for a quick adventure through the aisles. It was all calm and normal as I waltzed through the entrance. I grabbed my buggie and I was off. I was rolling along smoothly until I reached a certain aisle. A lady also had her buggie and was walking in the same direction as I was headed. (FYI-this was the frozen food section. I was looking for a cetain type of bread.) The lady and I looked at one another with skeptical eyes- we were sizing each other up. I felt my pulse raise as I gripped my handle tighter. Suddenly, we were pushing our buggies down the aisle in an all out "drag" race. The next thing I knew...